What is a Golden Shower?

A golden shower, also known as water sports or piss play, is the erotic pleasure related to urine. To be more specific, a golden shower concerns the act of pissing on another person for sexual pleasure. This oftentimes would be a submissive person. The sexual reward can be related to the person peeing, usually a woman or the man receiving the golden shower. 

An unverified U.S. intelligence report claims that former President Donald Trump enjoys an unusual sex act called the golden shower. To the former president’s liking, the act was performed by one call girl peeing on another call girl while he was visiting Moscow.

It’s common knowledge that Donald is a germophobe, and as such, wouldn’t enjoy any woman, however gorgeous, pissing on him. The document claims that Trump hired ‘several call girls’ to participate in the fetish. Trump insists the revelations are nonsense and fake news and further proof that the Dems and mainstream media have it out for him. The jury is still out. Suffice it to say that only the actual footage of the notorious pee tape will change hearts and minds.

Following the growing media attention regarding golden showers, the public has followed suit as more info became available regarding what some consider a sordid and disgusting act and some consider as appropriate as sliced bread.

There are several variables regarding golden showers. It can include peeing on your partner, near your partner, or having them pee on you. There are no rules etched in stone except that a playful attitude is welcome and called for.

Most sex therapists agree that a need for submission or dominance is at the core of the fetish. Still, other therapists as well as enthusiasts say it’s just a turn-on for them and that they have no desire to dominate or be dominated. 

There are no qualified statistics that can ascertain how many of our good citizens are into golden showers, but it’s probably safe to assume (as it is with other fetishes) that many more people enjoy the action than is led to be. After all, publishing a survey and asking people to be truthful about what happens in the intimacy of their bedrooms would prove fatally flawed in its conclusions.

It’s also probably fair to assume that the prudish element that sailed in on the Mayflower is still entrenched in American culture, and that a majority, perhaps a large majority of adults regard golden showers as wrong and dirty. The people who feel differed claim that great intimacy can be found in trusting your partner to pee on you or for you to pee on them. To lovers of the fetish, it’s like playing in a sexual sandbox—no harm no foul.

As it pertains to any kinky pursuit of what some title Hedonistic Pleasures, rules do apply in order to create the best and most friendly environment.  

Make sure your partner agrees. Get unequivocal approval. It’s best to have a detailed and honest conversation with your partner before you decide to dabble in water sports. Don’t spring your fetish on your partner while already engaged in sexual intimacy. That would be rude and probably lead to resentment. Consent! What turns you on may not work for your partner. Proceed with respect and great caution. 

Line up a plan and then meticulously adhere to the rules established. It’s super important to consider body hygiene (which goes for any sexual encounter no matter how conventional). Some prefer to take their golden shower while taking a regular shower.

Others prefer a bed, though we recommend spreading thick towels over the bedsheets. The act might be exciting and fun, but the lingering scent might not be all that great and quite offensive once the throes of passion have been satiated. In short, plan, plan, and plan some more so you can have a satisfying golden shower encounter.

Proper hydration is paramount if you’ll be the giver of the shower. The more water present in your urine, the less acidic the urine will be, and as such, will smell less toxic and burn less if it hits open cuts. Urine isn’t sterile but it ain’t gonna kill you, especially if the giver drinks at least two glasses of water about an hour before launching the fun and games.

Clear urine flows better, smells better, and tastes better for those who like going and enjoying a urine cocktail. The more water in the urine, the fewer bacteria can flourish. Regardless, don’t have a hissy fit if a few drops accidentally end up in your mouth.

As strange as it sounds to some, there are holistic practitioners who promote drinking one’s urine as a support for their immune system. History is rife with sailors who drank their urine while marooned on the high seas, You’ll be fine. Practice makes perfect.